January 1997
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YEAR
OF... THE
WEB
1 2 New Year's Resolutions 3 Umbrellas as scientific Instruments and Weapons 4 Three of my High School teachers were really stuffed, talking toys

5 PC Disney; Pirates of the Caribbean goes PC

6 Never put Tide® in a Jacuzzi®
7 Eccentricities and Superstitions 8 Product Labels...Again 9 Is there a Strange Pet in your Future? 10 I have an annoying habit...11 Throw it out!

12Zombies walk among us


13 Plumbing, in general


14 Musical Scores for Trolley Conductors 15 The Experts speak 16 Manhole 17 Our Slimy and Fuzzy Friends18 Are you a Schmoo?

19 Claire's First Time



20 The Fat Lady Has Sung


21 Food Barometers


22 Exotic Places


23 What is your favorite color? 24 Happy Endings25 More Happy Endings


26Family Values


27 Making Sense

28 Shoes29 Mail Order Caskets 30Matrioshkas31Tax on Burping